The hottest things I’ve ever been told.
I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis
#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS
I literally just chocked and coughed from my own laughter, I am not making this up.
Putin “taking notes” during Obama’s speech.
how come its “you are what you eat”
why can’t it be “you are what you read”
THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER
i don’t know about anyone else but i would much rather be a boy wizard than a piece of broccoli
yer a broccoli harry
Jennifer Lawrence fans are not happy!
Angry aficionados of the Hunger Games actress have started a petition after her character Katniss Everdeen was snubbed from the Best Hero category in the recent 2014 MTV Movie Awards nominations.
The Care2 online petition is demanding that J.Law’s butt-kicking character be added to the category by Mar. 14. The petition already has almost 10,200 signatures!
"There is not a single woman in the Hero’s [sic] category. Don’t let a strong woman like Katniss be overlooked!" reads the petition.
i think we found the opposite of nash greir
LIKE I’VE BEEN SAYIN THIS SINCE FOREVER
When my grandma died I found this in her room, I laughed so hard and I made me much more happy
"hey remember that time when you-"
this man has been decapitated and all you have to say is “physics!”??? wow….
well… he seems quite content…
CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE HOW MUCH OF A MINDFUCK THAT WOULD BE TO A BABY THO
She sitting there like “my life has been a lie.”
If you’re dad
And HE’S dad…
WHO’S FLYING THE PLANE
"…Wait a goddamn minute here…"
let’s talk about colton
Obviously, if I had worked on the hobbit films this is the job I wanted to do
who don’t wanna be pretend-horse